new soles to the soul!

Linda Dahlstrom writes: Have a bunion? Well, that says a lot about you. At least, if you believe foot readers, who say that not only are toes the new windows to the soul but they can also reveal everything from whether someone is honest to their financial state. (A good clue is if they’re clad in Christian Louboutins.)

Have a hammer toe? That indicates some kind of struggle, toe readers say. Also, rigid toes mean rigid people.

But don’t you think it’s as easy as just looking at the foot – there’s far more to it. “I usually just ask their name and if they’re right or left handed. That tells me a lot,” toe reader Jan Daniel told NBC affiliate KXAS. Of course it does.

More people may be toe readers than you know, so if you want to keep an aura of mystery, you’d best slap on some socks. The movement is making a march across America with a Facebook group for toe readers, a website called “Celebrity Toe Watch” devoted to reading the doggies of the rich and famous and, there’s even a toe reading cable TV show in Boise, Idaho.